![]() ![]() Many household objects threaten your baby’s life Play around in your two-story house and garden packed with potentially dangerous items such as: Power outlets: Capable of conducting lethal amounts of electricity Nail gun: Keep away from babies! Flour Jar: It’s never been easier to make daddy blind to your misbehaviour! Sinks: A flooding hazard in the hands of a sentient baby! Woodchipper: It works on more than just wood! Fudge the dog: A loyal rideable beast with an appetite for anything The Oven: Careful not to burn anything! The swimming pool: Get fit, but do not drown! ![]() Out of harm’s way, as the baby attempts to overcome daddies attempts to protect the baby in various ways, including drinking bleach and sticking forks in electrical outlets. ![]()
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